We have received information from one or more confidential source(‘s) that there were chemical weapons in Syria that were manufactured in Iran. These weapons were paid for by Saudi Arabia and the check was cashed in New York. The chemical weapons were transported via truck(‘s) and were received by the Free Syrian Army (FSA) Rebels. This information herein has been confirmed. This concludes all of the information that we have at the moment.
As we receive more information, so will you.
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